roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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sadf

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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deez nuts

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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