A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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