What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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