what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

thomas!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Knock Knock? Come in.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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