I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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