What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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