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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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