- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

This isn't funny.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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