- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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