- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Wanna hear a joke? no

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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