knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

i just pooped that is all!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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