- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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