- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Women's Rights.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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