A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Justin's life

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