- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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