- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A blind man walks into a library.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock. Get out!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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