What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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are u black unlucky

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Anti Joke

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