- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Barack Obama is a good president.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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