Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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