Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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