- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

it's funny because it's funny

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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