- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

one of the idiot

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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