Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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