why did the man die? he was shot

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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