Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Female Orgasms

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