- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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