- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

if got a joke if fogot it

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Ron Paul for President!

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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