- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

whats brown and booky a book.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

The lion swallowed his pride.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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