- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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