Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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black people

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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