- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I'm hungry.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Knock knock knock OCD

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

PENIS

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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