Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Women's rights.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

tim has no humor

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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