- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why are balck people black because they are

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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