What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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