What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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