What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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