What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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