- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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