- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Dumbledore dies.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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