So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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