- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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