Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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