- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Eric is gay Ha

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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