- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.