- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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