- Anti Joke

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted