Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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No!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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