- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A man walks into a bar

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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