- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

your a vagina says you, your a booby

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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