- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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