Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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