What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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