- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.