- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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