- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

In soviet Russia...things are different

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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