- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call your mom? Mom

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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