Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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