Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

thomas!!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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