what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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can you touch your toes? no

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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THE GAME

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I'm rick james bitch

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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