How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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