dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Julian Ha.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Penis

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Anti Joke

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