why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

G:nock nock B:come in!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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