What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's up? Your time.

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