- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's up? Your time.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Read a Book.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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