Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

AIDS.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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