A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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