If life gives you lemonade.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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