Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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