- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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