Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Anti Joke

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