How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Pickle

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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i found waldo.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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