- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

HOLY COW!

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.