XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Hail Hitler

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69

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