99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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