what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Anti Joke

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