- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A baby seal walks into a club.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

get in the car.

Oh s***

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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