I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Tucker Rivera

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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my mind's eye?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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