Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

thomas!!!!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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