- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

You know what's catchy? A cold

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Republicans

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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