- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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