What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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