- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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