- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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